Trump’s old lawyers really, really love Comic Sans,ar_16:9,c_fill,g_auto,f_auto,q_auto,fl_lossy/wp-cms/uploads/2019/10/p-1-90414127-wait-do-all-of-trumpand8217s-old-lawyers-use-comic-sans.jpg

Breaking typography news: The latest twist in the Ukraine scandal involves the most-maligned (or perhaps just most-pitied?) typeface in the world.

When the House Intelligence Committee requested that two of Rudy Guiliani’s associates, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruma, present documentation regarding their involvement in the Ukraine scandal, former Trump attorney John Dowd penned a letter explaining that such documents could not be provided in so tight a timeframe, and such information could breach attorney-client privilege.

And he wrote that document in Comic Sans. Yes, Dowd penned a legal letter to Congress in Comic Sans.

Trump and his associates are leaving an absurdist paper trail of delays and denials, penned in the least appropriate font imaginable for the situation.

The question is why? Perhaps it’s idiocy. Maybe Trump and his gang of inept associates are unaware that some fonts really are better for some situations, though science has shown that most humans perceive Comic Sans as innately silly. Perhaps it’s subterfuge, and Comic Sans is a red herring to get us talking about the absurd look of these communications rather than their absurd content. Or perhaps Comic Sans, a font that’s literally made for children, really is the right lettering to express the whines of Trump and associates caught red-handed doing something unethical or outright illegal.

In any case, perhaps one day we will see all the U.S. presidents lined up on plaques, their names rendered in a stoic Times New Roman or Trade Gothic. And right in the middle of it all will sit the name of that one incompetent reality show president that the schoolchildren can only remember for one reason, and one reason alone: his name is drawn in that silly font, Comic Sans. Oh, and he got super impeached.

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